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Saturday, October 20, 2012

Saturday Centus Hey! Whose Panties Are

Greetings

SATURDAY CENTUS


Welcome to another Saturday Centus post where Jenny from
 "Off on my tangent" blog offered this photo prompt for our subject today.



Do you think this eye is upside down?
I do.

Rules are  - no more than 100 words, any style writing, unlimited photos and no spitting!


Hey! Whose Panties Are These?


I refused to be swallowed-up by any grimy-handed crowd of greedy vermin-like women!

Where were the security guards to keep order in this twisted knot of strangers competing against each other?

We all had our own bizarre mission, but why was this one red snake-eyed gypsy woman staring at me?   Almost like an x-ray eye, unsmiling and appearing worse than a one-eyed monster; it locked eyes with me like a saber.

"Are you looking at me?" I roared.

“Gimme that you fiend!” 

I held on tighter!





I swear this is the last Victoria Secret sale for me!


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14 comments:

Sue said...

haha

Good one!

And yes, the eye is upside down.

=)

Karen S. said...

Sue- I know it's too funny! I just wonder what Jenny has in store for us?!!!!

Gail said...

Great one!!!

I don't think I would fight for panties. She can have them, especially with those red eyes.

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

That's great! I was almost trampled to death once during an after Christmas sale... Never again:@)

darlin said...

LOL awesome! And I'd NEVER go into a crowd like that to purchase new panties, I'll spend the extra $5.00 thank you! (Aren't you glad I shared that with you? lol)

Cheers.

Max Sartin said...

Love it - thanks for the chuckle.

Debra Ann Elliott said...

Love it!

Judie said...

If you wore the kind of panties I do, no one would ever fight you form them at a sale! Hilarious take on the prompt, Karen!!!

Pat transplanted to MN said...

funny and another site I can check out when the weather turns me inside...I did not expect that ending, good job, Karen

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

I am sorry. I would say more, but my imagination is trying to outdo itself at this time.

Karen S. said...

Jerry- you're too funny! *smiles*

photovignettes said...

I love Victoria's Secret sales. Actually I love Victoria's Secret anytime. I've been asked to leave several. In fact, I believe they have my face posted behind the counters.

Leslie said...

The eyes have it
well in this case they dont
hold on for your life...

Jenny said...

It was upside down! Hee hee!

I've never been to a Victoria's Secret sale but I suspect it's a lot scary than the thought of those red eyes glowing the dark!

Cute little story.