Saturday Centus - Beware the Long

Welcome to my Sunday edition of

Saturday Centus


Jenny has offered this squirrel's photo for our prompt this week. (humorous)





Up to 100 words- in first person - any additional photos.

If you want to play along too- or just view more go here

http://jennymatlock.blogspot.com/2012/12/saturday-centus-137.html




Where do I begin?

Tackatackatacka.....tackatackatacka......

Dear Diary,







Once upon my squirrel's life, I lived a quiet sheltered life.


But, I dreamed of one day becoming a Ninja!

I longed to do the Cha-Cha all day long
with all the other Ninjas.
But!

All of the other ninja squirrels danced
and played laser tag all day
and wouldn't let me join any day
in any Ninja games
and they would even steal my nuts.

Those Ninja squirrels were not my true friends.
Only my human friends, were true friends.

Dear human friends I'm placing you in my diary as my truest friends.

Although.....





I'm very careful not to eat out of the wrong human fingers.....


and I'm watchful for long, wet tongues... tackatackatacka, tackatackatacka......