The Mag- Incognito

In order to properly observe without being caught, you have to be incognito.  This method works especially well if, you're a statue.

THE MAG

Have you ever met a sculpture of a sculptor?

Well, now you have.
Although, if you blink your eye, he may disappear.

 Frederic Auguste Bartholdi, 
sculptor of the Statue of Liberty.

Did you hear the legend about statues that secretly
harbor a person, and on unique occasions these statues spring to life?
What! You never saw Night at the Museum?

Meet Wandering Joe Ares.

THE SECRET LIVES of STATUES

Sculptor carves away

chipping on his block of stone

fashioning this man-

Not every statue

is a willing stone soldier
Selfie junkie snaps

Flee this pedestal
before the statue patrol
catches your escape.


Don't forget, to wash your hands!